Osteen's a-comin'

When it rains, it pours. I've spent the last week refereeing (and leveling) criticisms at Osteen on my blog, and now all my Google ads on the right side of the screen are trying to sell his books--an ironic testament to why computers lack the basic reasoning skills needed to take over the world. Also, while I was searching the Businesswire for stories for GlobalAtlanta, I found one announcing that Osteen will be at a Books-A-Million in Peachtree City this week. I thought about going and talking to him, since I've been somewhat talking behind his back on this blog, but I somehow don't feel like a book signing would be the right place for confrontation. And I really don't think he'd want to have a heart-to-heart right there in the store. But, if you're in Georgia and you'd like to meet the smiling preacher, here's your chance:

ATLANTA--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Books-A-Million, Inc. (NASDAQ:BAMM):

Who:		Joel Osteen is the Pastor of Lakewood Church in Houston and
		the author of the #1 New York Times bestseller Your Best Life
		Now. His weekly sermon is viewed by seven million Americans
		each week and is seen in almost 100 nations around the world.
		In Become a Better You, Joel Osteen reveals seven simple yet
		profound principles that when taken to heart will help you
		become all that God has created you to be.
What:		Pastor Osteen signs his newest book, "Become a Better You"
When:		Monday, November 5th from Noon-1:30pm Eastern
Where:		Books-A-Million
		The Avenue of Peachtree City
		Peachtree City, GA 30269
		(770) 632-1296
Why:		Customers will have the opportunity to personally meet Pastor
		Osteen and get copies of Become a Better You signed.